Welcome to 403.wtf

Where broken networks go to confess, and sys admins go to vent.

Not just another IT blog — it’s therapy with a command prompt. Real problems. Real fixes. No corporate fluff.

Tracking the tech fires I find my self in and put out.

Vendors putting and keeping out trash applications.

Rant incoming – I did this about 2 months ago and it is still bothering me!

Stop Blaming Microsoft for Fixing Your Insecure File Shares
You know what pisses me off? Vendors that still rely on guest access SMB shares in 2025.
For those not living in Windows land every day, here’s the short version:
SMB guest access = anyone on your network can walk into a shared folder without a username or password.
It was convenient in the 90s and early 2000s, back when everyone thought “internal network = trusted.”
It’s also one of the easiest ways for ransomware and worms to spread — WannaCry, NotPetya, all those big hits loved abusing open SMB shares.
Microsoft started shutting the door in Windows 10 (1709) and Server 2019, disabling insecure guest logons by default. They didn’t do it to be annoying — they did it because it’s flat-out dangerous.
Fast forward to today. I just finished upgrading a company to Windows 11 24H2. Everything’s solid — until suddenly multiple job functions can’t see a core part of the application. They need to view scanned identifications — thousands of them, stored for compliance — and the app can’t pull them anymore. Why? Because the vendor stuck them in a “secure” subdomain (not even domain-joined), and “secured” it with… a generic guest account.
So what’s the vendor’s answer when it breaks?
“Oh, just turn off that Windows security feature. Or just point everyone directly at the file share where we’ve dumped 64,000+ scanned IDs. No big deal.”
No accountability. No audit trail. Fifty-plus people accessing sensitive data through a generic login, and the vendor’s suggestion is to just roll back the security patch that’s literally there to protect against exactly this kind of nonsense.
And somehow, that’s supposed to be my problem? No. That’s not how this works.
Here’s the reality:
Microsoft isn’t the bad guy here.
The vendor is, for refusing to update their practices.
Making customers weaken their environment to keep your product limping along is unacceptable. My company says “Do it” keep the dollars rolling, we can’t inconvenience our process. So I protest and CC my personal email to try to keep my self clean. Where as integrity driven IT draw the line and says I will not?
My options are either roll us back and never update because of issues (when I arrived DC was still 2008 a YEAR AGO, because of issues like this), or update and then break stuff on purpose.
So here’s my ranty takeaway: If your product still requires insecure guest SMB access in 2025, your product is broken. Stop blaming Microsoft. Stop dumping the problem on your customers. Fix. Your. Stuff.

06/12/2025

Troubleshooting Isn’t Just About Fixing – It’s About Thinking Clearly

One of the most important (but underrated) skills in IT is the ability to reproduce an issue — and just as critically, to differentiate between multiple problems happening at once. It’s easy to assume that when multiple users are struggling, you’re dealing with one massive failure. But more often than not, it’s a few smaller fires flaring up at the same time.

Let me walk you through a recent example that reminded me how essential structured troubleshooting really is.

We were testing a new Datto switch, and I began applying our wireless VLANs. Suddenly, users started reporting issues with our secure Wi-Fi. At the same time, our VP of Finance was complaining about “Wi-Fi problems,” which prompted my director to get involved. It felt like a high-pressure situation.

The strange part? My laptop was connected just fine.

When I went to help the VP, it turned out his Wi-Fi was fine too — the real issue was that a remote server he was accessing was lagging. And here’s the twist: that server wasn’t even under our IT umbrella — it belonged to another company owned by our CEO. I had no access or authority to touch that system. So I had to gently redirect him to that company’s IT team.

Later that night, I unplugged the new switch infrastructure just to rule it out. No calls came in after that. But I did get a separate alert that one of our iSCSI drives failed. Thankfully, our secondary drives kicked in and handled it flawlessly — another entirely unrelated issue.

The next morning, I plugged the Datto switch back in. Within seconds, my own laptop started dropping off Wi-Fi intermittently. Now that I could reproduce the issue, I dug into logs and discovered DHCP requests were bouncing around.

Turns out, I had configured the Datto switch in Layer 3 mode, and it was intercepting DHCP traffic. The fix? I enabled DHCP relay, directing requests to our domain controller. That immediately resolved the Wi-Fi dropouts.


Takeaways:

  • Don’t assume correlation means causation. Multiple problems might be coincidental.

  • Reproduction is everything. If you can’t make the error happen, you’ll have a hard time solving it.

  • Watch for scope creep. Not every issue falls under your responsibility — and sometimes, saying “this isn’t ours” is the right (and professional) call.

  • Logs don’t lie. When things get weird, start with what you know, not what you assume.

As always, tech keeps us humble — and sharp.

!! Side note, now the trial Access Point is not working.  Such a house of cards!

3-10-2025.2

Troubleshooting and Optimizing PHP, MySQL, and Nginx: Getting my website up and running after being down for over a year.

In the last 24 hours, I’ve worked through some critical topics involving PHP, MySQL, and Nginx—three key components of modern web development environments. Knowing how to handle common issues and optimize performance can save a lot of time and improve the overall functionality of a web server. Let me walk you through how I tackled troubleshooting and configuration issues with these technologies.


1. PHP: Performance and Troubleshooting

One of the key areas I focused on was dealing with PHP-related performance issues. As many of us know, PHP is a server-side language, and performance problems can arise due to various factors. Here are some of the key lessons I learned in troubleshooting PHP performance:

Optimizing PHP-FPM (FastCGI Process Manager)

PHP-FPM is the preferred way to serve PHP via Nginx, and it’s where performance issues often lie. When PHP scripts aren’t performing well, the problem might stem from misconfigured PHP-FPM settings. Here’s how I approached it:

  1. Check PHP-FPM logs: I started by looking at the PHP-FPM logs (usually located at /var/log/php7.x-fpm.log) to spot any errors or slow script processing. If you see entries indicating slow response times or memory issues, this could be a red flag for further tuning.
  2. Tuning PHP-FPM settings: I adjusted the pm.max_children, pm.start_servers, pm.min_spare_servers, and pm.max_spare_servers settings to handle more simultaneous requests without overloading the server. Example configuration I ended up with: bashCopyEditpm.max_children = 50 pm.start_servers = 5 pm.min_spare_servers = 3 pm.max_spare_servers = 10
  3. Error Logging and Display: I made sure errors were logged (but not displayed in production) by updating the php.ini file:
    • display_errors = Off (for production)
    • log_errors = On
    • error_log = /var/log/php7.x-fpm.log

These changes helped me identify the root causes of issues and get PHP running more smoothly.


2. MySQL: Replication and Configuration Challenges

Next, I focused on MySQL replication and ensuring the database was configured to handle efficient data synchronization between nodes in a cluster. In my case, I was working with a two-node SQL cluster consisting of cmptvdb10 and cmptvdb11.

Troubleshooting MySQL Replication

  1. Replication Failures: When replication stopped between the primary and secondary nodes, I needed to investigate. I ran the command SHOW SLAVE STATUS; on the secondary node and found errors indicating that the replication stream had been interrupted.
  2. Fixing Replication Issues: After identifying the replication problem, I fixed it by restarting the replication process with: bashCopyEditSTOP SLAVE; START SLAVE; I also addressed any conflicts such as ERROR 1062 (23000): Duplicate entry by resolving data inconsistencies.
  3. MySQL Database Tuning: To make MySQL more efficient, I focused on tuning the database settings:
    • innodb_buffer_pool_size: I ensured that enough memory was allocated to store frequently accessed data.
    • max_connections: I increased this to accommodate more concurrent connections.
    • query_cache_size: I set this based on the workload, improving query performance when needed.

Cluster Witness and Quorum

One important point I came across was the lack of a cluster witness or quorum in the MySQL setup. Without this mechanism, there’s a risk of split-brain scenarios, where both nodes may think they are the master, leading to data inconsistencies. I recommended introducing a third voting node or witness server to avoid this risk.


3. Nginx: Configuration for PHP and MySQL Performance

Finally, I tackled optimizing Nginx—the reverse proxy server that sits between the client and PHP, forwarding dynamic content requests to PHP-FPM and handling static files efficiently.

Nginx Reverse Proxy Setup for PHP

Nginx serves as the gateway for all incoming HTTP requests. I had to make sure it was correctly configured to handle PHP requests by passing them to PHP-FPM for processing. Here’s the configuration I used for that:

nginxCopyEditserver {
    listen 80;
    server_name example.com;

    root /var/www/html;
    index index.php index.html;

    location / {
        try_files $uri $uri/ =404;
    }

    location ~ .php$ {
        include snippets/fastcgi-php.conf;
        fastcgi_pass unix:/var/run/php/php7.x-fpm.sock;
        fastcgi_param SCRIPT_FILENAME $document_root$fastcgi_script_name;
        include fastcgi_params;
    }
}

Optimizing Nginx Performance

To improve Nginx’s performance, I made some optimizations:

  • Gzip Compression: I enabled gzip compression to reduce the size of responses and speed up page loading: nginxCopyEditgzip on; gzip_types text/plain text/css application/javascript;
  • Caching for Static Files: For static content like images, CSS, and JavaScript, I configured caching headers: nginxCopyEditlocation ~* .(jpg|jpeg|png|gif|ico|css|js)$ { expires 30d; add_header Cache-Control "public"; }
  • Connection Handling: Since the server was expecting high traffic, I adjusted the worker processes and connections to handle more concurrent connections efficiently: nginxCopyEditworker_processes auto; worker_connections 1024;

Handling Load Balancing and Scaling

For larger setups, Nginx can be used for load balancing between multiple servers or PHP-FPM workers. By distributing incoming requests across different backend servers, you ensure your application can handle higher traffic volumes without overloading a single node.


Conclusion: A Holistic Approach

Over the past 24 hours, I’ve been troubleshooting and optimizing PHP, MySQL, and Nginx, ensuring everything works together to provide a robust and high-performance web environment. By tuning PHP-FPM, resolving MySQL replication issues, and optimizing Nginx configuration, I was able to significantly improve the server’s responsiveness and scalability.

These are just a few of the lessons I learned during this session, but the process of maintaining a healthy web stack requires ongoing tuning and monitoring. If you’re facing similar issues, remember to check your logs, fine-tune your configurations, and ensure all components are interacting smoothly.

Thanks for reading! If you have any questions or need further advice on any of these technologies, feel free to reach out in the comments.

3-10-25

Website Troubleshooting Journey: A Week of Challenges and Solutions

Over the past few days, I’ve been addressing a variety of technical issues while also making significant upgrades to my network and infrastructure. From server-side troubleshooting and DNS fixes to network reconfigurations and the implementation of cutting-edge equipment, it’s been a busy week. Here’s an overview of the key challenges I tackled and the solutions I implemented.

1. Server-Side Configuration Adjustments

One of the first hurdles was with our server setup. Misconfigurations in the server permissions and network routing were affecting how requests were processed. After troubleshooting the network settings and adjusting server access, the server responded more reliably, ensuring smoother operations for the website.

2. DHCP Configuration Updates and IP Address Changes

In the process of setting up a new lab environment, I had to update the DHCP settings to accommodate a new IP address format. This transition required careful planning, especially to ensure that devices wouldn’t be lost during the change. I updated the DHCP scopes, redefined the IP ranges, and adjusted the lease times to reflect the new network structure. Following extensive testing, I ensured all devices were receiving their correct IP addresses, and the transition was seamless.

3. DNS Configuration Fixes

After resolving server configuration issues, I turned my attention to DNS. The website had been facing intermittent downtime due to misconfigured DNS records. By reviewing the DNS settings and adjusting TTL values, I was able to improve website uptime and speed, ensuring reliable access to the site.

4. CMS Performance Optimization

The next area of focus was the website’s CMS, which had become sluggish due to outdated plugins and themes. After deactivating unnecessary plugins, updating themes, and performing performance diagnostics, the website’s load time improved, reducing server strain and enhancing user experience.

5. Security Enhancements

During troubleshooting, I also took the opportunity to improve the website’s security. A comprehensive vulnerability scan revealed areas needing attention, such as outdated SSL certificates and weak authentication protocols. I updated the SSL certificates, enforced stronger authentication, and implemented a more robust backup strategy to ensure data could be restored quickly if necessary.

6. Nordic Numbers and Symbolism in Lab Naming Conventions

While working on network configurations, I incorporated Nordic symbolism into our naming conventions. Using culturally significant numbers, like seven and nine, helped organize the lab’s servers and IP addressing while also adding a creative touch to the setup. This approach not only improved organization but also helped differentiate resources based on symbolic meaning, making network management easier and more intuitive.

7. Network Upgrade: From Orbi to Ubiquiti

One of the major upgrades I completed was moving from a 10-year-old Orbi system to the powerful Ubiquiti Dream Machine Special Edition (UDM-SE) suite. The older Orbi setup had served its purpose but was struggling to keep up with the demands of the modern network. Transitioning to the Ubiquiti suite was a game-changer.

The Dream Machine Special Edition offers a more robust network management system, including advanced features like automated traffic management and deeper network insights. In addition to the UDM-SE, I deployed dedicated V6 access points, ensuring that my network can handle IPv6 traffic efficiently. This upgrade significantly boosted both speed and coverage throughout the home and lab environment.

The Ubiquiti suite also simplified network management with its intuitive interface, allowing for seamless monitoring and configuration of network settings. It’s a much-needed improvement for supporting the increased demand on both local and remote networks, especially as we scale.

8. Front-End and User Experience Fixes

On the front end, I addressed several CSS and JavaScript issues that were affecting page displays. After making adjustments to the code, I ensured the website displayed correctly across browsers and improved accessibility, making for a better user experience overall.

9. Traffic Management and Scaling Issues

As traffic to the website increased, I encountered scaling issues. The infrastructure was not designed to handle sudden surges in visitors, and the site was beginning to slow down. I resolved this by tweaking load balancing configurations and optimizing caching, ensuring that the website could handle more concurrent users without crashing.

10. Final Thoughts: Constant Learning and Improvement

Website troubleshooting and network upgrades are always ongoing processes. Every challenge is an opportunity to learn and grow, and this week has been no exception. From resolving server-side issues and optimizing CMS performance to transitioning to a new network setup, the experience has been both educational and rewarding.


Key Takeaways

  • Server Configuration: Always verify server and network settings for optimal performance.
  • DHCP and IP Addressing: Updating IP formats and DHCP settings requires careful planning and thorough testing.
  • DNS Settings: Properly configured DNS records are critical for website uptime and accessibility.
  • Security: Regular audits and updates to security protocols and certificates help protect your infrastructure.
  • Nordic Symbolism in Networking: Creative approaches like using Nordic numbers in network management can bring a unique touch to your infrastructure.
  • Network Upgrade: Moving from legacy systems (like Orbi) to modern solutions (like Ubiquiti) can significantly improve both network performance and management.
  • Performance Optimization: Regularly optimize CMS performance to improve site speed and reduce load on servers.